lets start a swedish sibling band together
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
As shirtless as possible
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
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