We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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