FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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