Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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