If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
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