I can tuck mytits in my pants
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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