We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
