Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Randomize