so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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