Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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