Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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