everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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