it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
be right there i have to get my cape
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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