Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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