What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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