walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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