Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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