"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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