People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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