Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm passing your future prison.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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