So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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