Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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