after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I'm bleeding and have questions
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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