i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Randomize
