I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
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