I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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