Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Your penis caused this!
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