i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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