Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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