I am midnight drunk by noon
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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