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we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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