Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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