i already hear my dad disowning me
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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