I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
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