and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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