so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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