Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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