what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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