Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
Is it penis luge time yet?
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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