Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
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