fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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