kristin has been a bad kristin
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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