Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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