I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I want her autograph on my taint
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
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