i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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