I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
You know how i spent all of black friday on the plane? Well guess who's getting a x-mas gift from skymall?!!??
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize