Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
So squirting runs in the family.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
is it fun? or sober?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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