There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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