She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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