I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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