She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize