she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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