what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
What drink are we having for lunch?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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