i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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