Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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