Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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