Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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