Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
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