whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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